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Monday, November 27, 2006

8 bit! im an 8bit bitch
stackin packets so hard
i cause your shit to glitch (glitch in vox)
mc router cuttin loose
you better have the stitch
otherwise im spillin all over your shit
i will find my niche in circuit bending
with all these 8bits i keep on sending
commodore sixty four, ,all the same to me
being an 8bit bitch is too fuckin easy
i have  a game called zork that i bump all the time
with 8bit beats now its time to rhyme
bustin out my balls with funky four nine...8 bit bitch
8 bit bitch you know thats me
mc router from leet geek beat
send me your circuits  theyre gonna get bent
ill send you something nerdy like a rhyme torrent


8BIT (bitch) 8BIT (bitch)  8BIT (bitch)  8BIT (bitch)

music is the key to my exploitation
gotta spread the geek like the smell of expiration
just need a beat and a lyrical medatation
think im goin crazy so im on medication
if your down with wireless your down with me
the names mc router and im cable free
as redvoid spills all over this beat
i stay so geek when i leet speak
try to turn me on cause you have the power
can you find the power button on mc router
this time im sober, so you can thank the lord
got a posting addiction when im chillin on the board
got more beef than beefy with half you chumps
like YT would say your in the netcore dumps
remember nerdcores, ill shove you in a ditch
cause im mc router and im an 8bit bitch



stupid kids, with their desktops from best buy
get pre built computers with aol and no wifi
they get these huge ass monitors that take up the whole desk
they look like something old from 1950 at their best
yeah they think their real 1337 playing yahoo pool
thinking their geek gamers and listening to tool
i  hate to act superior but whats not to diss?
i bring the 1337 to the geek unlike that mc chris

i doubt they realize what a mod is or whats in it
much less that a computer  monitor isnt the limit
they think the furthest you can go is an lcd
but you know my pointers chillin on a tv screen

playing gameboy,  sega or NES
on the tv screen on my couch chillinz the best
you know how i roll and my rolling motivation
chillin in my room on the emulation station!

im on monitor probation!
videogame simulation.
living room invasion.
geeeky stimulation..
out of my room
and away from my desk
playing on the tv
sega and nes.


so sit straight in your chair and keep up that good posture
while im laying on my couch throwin back a cold brewd foster
sippin on bacardi like im at a rapper party
while your sittin at your desk playin  yahoo chess
on the emulator playing every game of my desire
no system is the limit this emulators hot fyah!
if you were 1337 like t-byte youd throw out your lcd
and get an emulation station to rock this leet geek beat

me and t-byte have the geek all in the bag
we never have to frag we never have lag
our monitors are huge and our cases  iced up
i give the 1337 to this beat  geek life on my knucks!


cause i doubt you realize what a mod is or whats in it
much less that a computer  monitor isnt the limit
you think the furthest you can go is an lcd
but here i go right  now playing NES on my tv..





these girls are trying to be 1337 gamers.
and then they are trying to rap about it.
they sound like mother goose playing a NES for the first time to me.

1-800 newbies
got lots of friends
cause of their bewbies
not cause their rhymes are 1337 or geek
cause 1800 newbies will never be 1337 mcees
like mee you seeee i bring the 1337 8bit gamer geek beats
try to out do me, try to beat my game
the difference between us is i are 1337 and you are lame
ill eat you white girls up like yoshi
go back home talk shit like OH SHE
said were lame , we dont got game
well never be known cause they got mc routers got the fame
my beats hit hard, and people die
my rhymes flow nicer then jelly KY
so come back again some other time
my 1337 geek beat will pimp your rhyme

bring your premade beats, ladies its on
1800 zombies your good as gone
ill bring it like bowser im hot like lava
meet me in the castle im a natrual like odwalla
you dont got game and dont 1337 speak
youll never beat me with this 1337 geek beat
take a step back im just that outstanding
leave you with beats thatll leave your head pounding

1-800 NOOBIES
people want the numbers that relate to the geeks
like 1-3-3-7 is to geeks like christians to heaven
L-A-N equals ladies are noobs
do i have to spell it out for you? S-T-F-U
go back home and watch american idol
your not real gamers your bitchy girls on midol
your heros arent nerdy and ytcracker
your just two girls tryin to be hackers
but it sounds to me like your just a bunch of slackers
your attempts got me crackin up funnier than conan
where the hell are your skills? they sure arent showin
mc router is the only female ownin.


Wednesday, September 13, 2006

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Monday, September 11, 2006


Tuesday, August 22, 2006

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006












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